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California: washed by Pacific, cleaned by Las Vegas.
College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!!
Dabble girls and holosuites, who needs Vegas?
I moved to Vegas 'cause you don't have to shovel heat!
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Las Vegas Law: Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.
Las Vegas Plumber: All of our flushes are Royal!
Las Vegas Postcards are great to receive.
Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures.
Las Vegas: The land of the spree and the home of the knave.
Last words in Las Vegas..Give me the money I told you not to give me!
Never do card tricks in Vegas
Oxymoron: University of Nevada at Las Vegas
Veni, Vidi, Vegas...I came, I saw, I lost some money and saw some great shows.
What's with all these lost cities? Lost Angeles, Lost Vegas

 
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